Thursday, April 30, 2020

Movie









BITE THE BULLET (1975) was sort of an interesting movie.
Ya’ll hanging in there?
Have a fucking blessed day.

Tuesday, April 28, 2020

Cut










Don’t fuck with old men, we’ll do what we gotta do to gitter done.
Have a fucking blessed day.

Monday, April 27, 2020

No idea










A friend blew a hole in the side of an old outboard motor lower unit with electric shift, he found two other old units but they are both a bit different and I don’t have repair manuals for them and can’t find those exact units on Utube.

But I’ll see if I can put together one good unit for him even though I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.
Have a fucking blessed day.

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Saturday, April 25, 2020

More Humor








A drunk man who looked and smelled like hell sat down on a subway next to a priest: He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked. "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"
The priest replies. "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response. "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"
The drunk answered. "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
Have a fucking blessed day.

Friday, April 24, 2020

Humor


SOME HUMOR…….She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. She found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."  She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked, if she needs help? She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick and I've locked my keys in the car. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?
He said, Sure. "He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.
She hugged the man and said, "Thank You God, for sending me such a very nice man." The Biker replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"
Have a fucking blessed day.