Big things

Texas is known for big things but I’m glad that big fucking bug was dead when I came upon it, they may be nasty fuggers.

Fuk, ninety five bucks for a new alarm battery. Maybe I can find or make a two or three minute timer that would work on that system. On the other hand why should I give a shit if the neighbors have to listen to an alarm until the battery goes dead if they won’t even bother to call the cops or check it out themselves. I miss the old days when folks looked out after each other better.

Nuts

No whining about your bad day…..

For years I have been saying that I’m a spiritual being having a fucked up human experience on this planet. I want to correct that now. I’M A SPIRIT HAVING A FUCKED UP HUMAN EXPERIENCE ON THIS PLANET.

Spiritual may indicate that I support one or any of the fucked up religions on this stupid fucking rock. How has that been working out for us over the last few fucking thousand years?

The weed whacker fucker whacked off one of my tomato plants. It wasn’t doing worth a shit anyway or he would be on my shit list.

Seeds

The sunflower I posted a picture of recently netted over two cups of seeds.

Don’t use your turn signals, it’s no ones fucking business where you are going.

So, facial recognition hey? How about self check out, it is sort of popular these days also. I picture a future where you can walk into a morgue and over too the self check out koisk and pick your favorite way to eliminate yourself. LOL

Got the forth season of Married With Children at a yard sale for fifty cents, stupid as hell but funny as hell.

Jars

The fantastic looking built like a brick shit house Edna brought me a refreshment in a quart canning jar and said that I could keep the jar. It sat on a shelf for months until I was reminded that they fit on a blender so now I use it almost everyday. Next to my coffee maker the blender is often my most used kitchen appliance.

Decided that I could use a couple more jars to store things in the fridge so I bought a case of them the other day, if you could use a one quart canning jar let me know. You can buy single jars at Krogers but they are almost 2 bucks each.

Math made simple…… If you have 20 dollars and your wife has 5 dollars she has 25 dollars.

I once made a pretty cool bubble machine that ran on 12 volts, I could really pump out the bubbles at the war protest rally's. In the past I have made many interesting things just using junk that was laying around.

Nope

Fuk these weaved baskets, a neighbor gave it to me and I thought it would make a nice container for the garbage sack in the kitchen. Fuking wrong, they are just a home and breeding ground for fuking roaches. Prefect size for all the shopping bags we get but I don’t want to raise roaches. Found a plain plastic one at Walfart but the cocksuckers were all stuck together and no one could pull one out for me so I got one at a dollar store.

Not into drama

I’m not actually antisocial, just not interested in others dramas, never have been unless I’m on the side and just amusing myself.

Someone said that this season of game of clowns wasn’t that interesting of a start.

Park

Some nice improvements at the park on North Austin.