Isn’t that cute….

If you manage to start getting old you start pondering on the more important things in life, like, “Is that just a fart or should I go sit on the toilet.”

Spin

Interesting spin, way of looking at it. I'm assuming that the figures are not accurate.

Maybe

I love smoked meats but I’m not sure smoked meats like me anymore. I mean, not sure my digestive track likes them. Will have to experiment with that some to see if I can figure it out.

Bobbie planted her sunflower seeds under a pecan tree, they did not do well there, too much shade.

Nice morning

Carrol gave me a good size package of Deer Salami, I think she said that her brother had it made, looking forward to trying it soon.

Got a message asking me who I pray to. Hell, haven’t prayed since I was a teenager and figured out it was all bullshit but if you feel the need to pray to someone or something I guess Captain Marvel or anyone/anything else would do. The answer is generally no anyway.

Sitting outside with a cup of coffee enjoying the early morning and listening to the rooster in the tree across the street.

It cooled things down

A morning storm yesterday raised some cain but it cooled the area down and the rest of the day was pretty damn decent.

OUCH !!!

Boy, I had an epic battle with a turd yesterday, ejecting a breech birth turd is a sumbitch, especially one in cahoots with a vapor locked fart. It tried to turn my poor O’ asshole inside out. Not a pretty picture when the dam breaks. Poor O’ asshole.

Tim gave me some goat meat he smoked so I put some in a pot of beans with some bacon, sure smells good but I was in no shape yesterday to try some.

HAHAHAHAHA

Where do the people in hell tell each other to go?

Working on a lawnmower on the back porch yesterday, Bobbie was out hanging up clothes and mentioned that a friends wife had died that night. “I’ve lost a number of friends recently, life is uncertain eat dessert first. What I can’t figure out is why in the fuck I’m still here.” 

She shot back with, “Maybe the good lord thinks you look cute in church.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA