Hell

Welcome to three months of hell, well, Texas heat.

Here is some sick humor.

A young cowboy walks into the saloon.
He sits at the counter and notices an old cowboy with his arms folded, staring blankly at a full bowl of chowder.
After fifteen minutes of just sitting there staring at it, the young cowboy bravely asked the old cowboy, “If you ain’t gonna eat that, mind if I do?”
The older cowboy slowly turns his head toward the young wrangler and in his best cowboy manner says, “Nah, go ahead.”
Eagerly, the young cowboy reaches over and slides the bowl over to his place and starts spooning it in with delight. He gets nearly down to the bottom and notices a dead mouse. The sight was shocking and he immediately barfs up the chowder back into the bowl.
The old cowboy quietly says, “Yep, that’s as far as I got, too.”

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

These silly critters.

Screwing around

Worked on the Silver Slut yesterday, lot of bending over, groan. Replaced the output speed sensor on the tranny, that required removing a bunch of other shit just to get to it. While I was at it I removed the fuse panel and the fucking processor under it that gives folks a lot of problems on Chrysler products, not that I can do much with it other than to look for bad solder joints and connections and hot spots but it looked okay.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Seems like it at times.

2020

Good morning fellow clusterfuckerians, and welcome to the new and improved CLUSTERFUCK 2020. Oh hell, keep your shit together and think smart and most of you will get through it just fine. If you don’t it will be like throwing a turd in the punch bowl. Now lets go kick this day in the ass.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

This is just humor folks.....

I like free stuff

I think that all in all the universe has treated me pretty well, favored me most of the time in fact. Been thinking that I would like a custom grill for the Pissant Express but the grills like are on screen doors are fugging expensive so I had my eyes out for something cheap or free, good things come to those that wait. A few days ago I spotted a screen door on a pile of free junk with plenty of the type of grid I was thinking would work fine so I grabbed it.

The next day I spotted an old Chevy pickup someone had dumped in an empty lot and it had a custom bar grill in it, way cool, so I stopped to see how hard it might be to remove. Didn’t have a single bolt or screw holding it, came right out in my hands. I love Karma, next time I see her I’ll kiss the alter of her tits. Now I just have to decide what kind of grill I want in the Pissant Express.

I like to pop open a root beer and let it go flat before drinking it, seems to make it more tasty. 

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.