Think outside of the box.

Ready?

I’ve soaked my feet, washed my hair, shaved, plucked my eye brows, and polished my pecker….. Lets go kick this day in the ass.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Waste of time

Hang on anyway you can…… Lets see, how can I waste my time today.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Lathe

I suppose I need a wood lathe about as much as I need more holes in my head for things to leak out of but a man in Brooksmith had one for sale online so I fired up the Pissant Express and went and got it yesterday. May never use it but by god I have one.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Shit show

How can I offend you cockroaches today?

My god can whip your gods ass.

Your sister is cute but her toy box stinks.

My sister said your brother is a bum fuck.

You are shit eating bacteria on a pond of scum.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Offended???

Sooner or later some idiot will be offended by this image I suppose, come up with some bullshit like it represents an early setters cabin that came here to kill the natives to take their land.

MY SHIT IS IN THE MAIL…. I always find it interesting that I can send a sample of my shit to a lab in the mail.

Just a friendly reminder that if we cut Alaska in half Texas would become the third largest state.

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.

Nuts

What are you nut jobs up to today?

Anyway……Have a fucking blessed day.