Life goes on...

Irma did not kill anyone wise enough to get out of harms way, meanwhile others were being born to replace the dead, life goes on.

Just observing….

You know, watching the monkeys fuck around….

So, how are you monkeys doing?

Everyone knows that I’m a cheap sum bitch but I must admit that it was worth the extra money I spent on ceramic cookware. Being as I put a bigger battery in the rider it needed a hold down, I did that yesterday before it got hot.

Martha’s husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you never got me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "That car you never got me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "That diamond ring you never got me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job you wanted?" "Here it comes!!

Cool

Seems pretty cool here for this time of year. 55 degrees this morning...

From a table to a chair

Can you convert a 220 volt dryer into a 110 volt dryer? No, unless you put a 110 volt motor in it.

She calls me honey but so what, she calls everyone honey.

If you want to try to save a drowned vehicle you should get it to a good bodyshop with a heated paint booth. ASAP….

At the fishing hole yesterday I wuz talking to an old guy when his wife called, after he hung up he said, "I don’t know why she wants me to go home, we don’t fuck anymore.” HAHAHAHA !!!! Cracked me up.

Someone left a small glass top table by a dumpster, but no top, so I decided to turn it into a cool yard chair. Have cut out a section and will find or make some cushions for it.

Here is an old picture of me

Fucking weird

That big parking lot in front of Big Lots and TSC looks flat but driving across it is like being on a storm tossed sea or driving during an earthquake. It is fucking weird.

A couple came into the watering hole and was standing next to me at the bar and wondered where the bartender was, I said, “I got her excited and she went to masturbate.” They laughed, I amuse myself.

Was your vehicle in a flood on the coast? Put it in a big bowl of rice. LOL.

Ruff times???