Thursday, December 31, 2020

And fudge

 Brenda gifted me with a tin of home made fudge. num num

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.


Wednesday, December 30, 2020

To big....

I suppose that at times I act like I have a big set of balls but the nut sack warmer Debra made me seems a bit much, that sumbitch can cover my whole head. She gave me a cool shirt also.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.


Tuesday, December 29, 2020

 I usually tell folks I don't want anything for Christmas but when Carrol Weathermon asked me I shot back with a cherry pie. I don't want shit going to her head so I'm only going to say this once, it was the best damn cherry pie I've had since Gramma Cole passed on.


 

Wednesday, December 23, 2020

It's bullshit

I've often thought that our political system is bullshit and pet bills shouldn't be able to be tacked onto other bills. 


Wednesday, December 16, 2020

Well crap

 Yesterday I went out about noon and the Silver Slut had a flat tire, so I eased bout half a mile up the street to where the other PT lives and took a tire out of the back and put it on and that sum bitch was out of air also so I used my slower than the second coming of Christ air compressor to put enough air in it to ease over to Discount tire for four new rubbers.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.



Tuesday, December 15, 2020

Trees

 A few weeks ago I moved my computer station to the opposite wall so yesterday I moved my Christmas trees also.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.




Monday, December 14, 2020

Maybe this year?

 We don’t get snow here often but I enjoy it when we do.
Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.


Sunday, December 13, 2020

Getting old

 Yesterday I put some plastic sheathing around part of an old mans house, my helper was a fifty year old, damn near worked me to death and reminded me that I’m getting old.

Anyway, have a blessed day.


Friday, December 11, 2020

It was cheap

 Harbor Freight had a good price on 10 X 20 Carports, with a coupon discount I could get one for 100 bucks so for shits and giggles I bought one. At times it is nice to have a little shelter when working outside. It is made about as cheaply as a shelter can be made and expect it to last over a half hour in a good breeze, the frame tubing is only 1 ¼” and pretty thin walled.

I decided that it would stand up better if it was made into two ten foot units so I made up half a unit and attached it to Carrol’s carport, used a heavy duty Harbor Freight tarp for a cover, like many carports hers is often to full of other things to get her car all the way under it so now her car is completely under cover during rains and such. I’ll put the other half a unit together to use when working on cars and other projects. 

Okay, who accused me of erection fraud?

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day. 



 

Wednesday, December 9, 2020

Still

 I posted this a year ago and it is still funny.


Tuesday, December 8, 2020

Up your fart game.

Boys like this go far, or end up owning used car lots. On a side note I’ve discovered that eating plant based hamburgers can up your fart game.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.


Monday, December 7, 2020

Sunday, December 6, 2020

New

Setting up a new to me computer. It is an ex gaming machine so should have more power than this old Emachine.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.



Saturday, December 5, 2020

Assholes

 Those motherfucking cocksuckers running Facebook put me in jail for three days for posting the dishwasher meme, the fucking dishwasher meme. So I didn’t post for a week cuz fuck Facebook, they just piss me off. So lets see who gets offended by this meme, I’m sure someone out there can get thier tits all knotted up about it.

Anyway, have a fucking blessed day.