Movie

BITE THE BULLET (1975) was sort of an interesting movie.

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Gift

Cut

Don’t fuck with old men, we’ll do what we gotta do to gitter done.

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No idea

A friend blew a hole in the side of an old outboard motor lower unit with electric shift, he found two other old units but they are both a bit different and I don’t have repair manuals for them and can’t find those exact units on Utube.

But I’ll see if I can put together one good unit for him even though I have no fucking idea what I’m doing.

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Yup

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More Humor

A drunk man who looked and smelled like hell sat down on a subway next to a priest: He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked. "Say Father, what causes arthritis?"

The priest replies. "My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath."
The drunk muttered in response. "Well, I'll be damned." Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. "I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?"

The drunk answered. "I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does!"
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Humor

SOME HUMOR…….She hurried to the pharmacy to get medication, got back to her car and found that she had locked her keys inside. She found an old rusty coat hanger left on the ground.
She looked at it and said, "I don't know how to use this."  She bowed her head and asked God to send her some help.
Within 5 minutes a beat up old motorcycle pulled up, driven by a bearded man who was wearing an old biker skull rag. He got off of his cycle and asked, if she needs help? She said: "Yes, my daughter is sick and I've locked my keys in the car. Please, can you use this hanger to unlock my car?
He said, Sure. "He walked over to the car, and in less than a minute the car was open.
She hugged the man and said, "Thank You God, for sending me such a very nice man." The Biker replied, "Lady, I am not a nice man. I just got out of prison yesterday; I was in prison for car theft."
The woman hugged the man again, "Oh, thank you, God! You even sent me a Professional!"

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Something to do

Was given a well built coffee table, their dog thought a corner of it was a snack. I can fix it, don’t need it, just took it to fix and pass on.

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Good point

First they will want to know if they can eat or fuck us.

Skunk 'em

I’ll have to go get a few groceries in a few days, yogurt, milk, juice and such. Hum, I wonder if I go into a store wearing a skunk costume if others will stay the fuck away from me.

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Damn

Having to close is going to be pretty hard on many businesses I recon and they may never open up again, I guess that kind of sucks even though I never shopped at most of them. But it is also a shame that libraries are closed, seems to me like limited access to them should be allowed, limit the number of folks in them, you know?

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Cycle

The cycle of life…. What goes around comes around.

6 months: Begs for tit, falls to sleep sucking it.

75 Years: Begs for sex, falls to sleep fucking it.

Sold my bread machine to a nice lady yesterday, only used it once so no point in keeping it. She gave me a real nice homemade mask, bless her heart.

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Yup

Mutter, mutter, mutter….. We’re all in this together but that don’t mean we like it that way, hey?

Death is not a handicap. The Bible , #1 selling fiction of all time

Satan has a satin dick that Linda likes to lick….. hahahahaha

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Perfect

A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store. The store clerk called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clipboard loaded with several forms, and a pen. She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment. "Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly, "Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."

Life

So, how are you fucking weirdo’s doing? I figure that it hasn’t peaked in Texas yet and has a few more weeks to go, what do you think?

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Sunday

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Sugar rush

I haven't made these cookies, just saw it posted on Facefuck, I'm in Facefuck jail for a week so can't post there for a while but the cocksuckers can't stop me from saying what I want to say here. Anyway, they seem like a great way to get a sugar high so why don't you ladies make some and then show us your tits.

Tatters

Gotta go do a little shopping today, think I’ll get some sweet tatters, who likes fresh cut sweet tatter fries?

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Connected

We are all connected…….. Well, motherfuckers, step the fuck back some and give everyone some space.

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Soul food

Another fucking Sunday.. Made fresh cut fries yesterday, NOTHING better than fresh cut fries, soul food.

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Bug

Some kind of beetle I suppose, big MF.

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New desk

Time to de clutter the back room, way past time actually. Had a small writing desk in there with a bunch of shit piled on it so decided to turn it into my computer desk being as I’ve been using a cheap plastic folding table since moving to Texas.

It’s nothing fancy but it is good enough for the likes of me, I had a piece of OSB and some used snap together flooring so repurposed them to make the top bigger.

No big deal to me that barber shops and hair saloons are closed, I’ve been cutting my own hair for over 30 years.

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Statistics

Statistics are always skewed, like there is the collateral damage……. and such.

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Just memes

Just a few memes that you have likely already seen anyway.

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