Monday, November 27, 2017

Exhausting

















It must be a pain in the ass for teachers to teach kids some things.

If you don’t have anything to say when around Gary it is okay cuz he never shuts the fuck up. LOL

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Sunday, November 26, 2017

Repeal

















Christianity has been waging a war on free thought for almost 2 millennia, we are just fighting back.

My god can kick your gods ass.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Saturday, November 25, 2017

First turkey







My first mesquite smoked turkey turned out pretty good but it took four and a half hours to cook, gotta learn how to use the smoker better. 

Thursday, November 23, 2017

Thanksgiving














Giving thanks
Things to be thankful for
Oh hell, I’m thankful for a whole fucking lot of things.
The dinners this time of year, love them.
My friends.
My comfy cave.
No constant pain like many seem to have.
Not in debt.
Many things.

I may even end up being thankful the hippie chick chose another man, maybe they deserve each other. :-)

I’m going to a friends home for thanksgiving but I bought a turkey to smoke tomorrow, stay tuned to see how badly I fuk it up. I love animals. Some I enjoy hanging out with, some I enjoy cooking. Have a good thanksgiving.
Carry on, godfuckingdamnit.

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Richland Springs












I went to Richland Springs, just cuz it is fucking there to go see. Kinda quaint little settlement bout 30 miles south on FM45. May never go back, been there, seen it, fuck it.

“I am a free spirit, nothing to cage my soul.”…. Na, the spirits don’t need a god for a crutch.

Carry on, godfuckingdamnit



Sunday, November 19, 2017

Repent
















Repent, motherfuckers
Repent that fucking house, and change the color to yellow I don’t like the purple.
Repent that fucking barn.
Repent that fucking car, or scrap it.
Let’s clean this fucking Monkeyville up.

Eva is back to work at the wagon and looking great, yea Eva.

Went to a free Thanksgiving dinner at a church yesterday, mostly black congregation, excellent turkey.

Wednesday, November 15, 2017

Ihop?










One word on the street is that they may be putting up an Ihop where the old Pizza Hut was.

I may still be here in 2020 and once again America can show me how fucking stupid it is.


Tuesday, November 14, 2017

Fabis area
















Yesterday I walked east on Commerce to Bangs hill but pictures of that would be fucking boring so here is some of the Fabis area.

Being as the subject came up yesterday I’m going to address it here. I don’t think that most of us expects any other human to devote all their time to another human. We are human’s, we are always doing all kinds of human shit, just saying.

Something interesting that a friend shared with me:
Now Muriel plays piano
Every Friday at the Hollywood
And they brought me down to see her
And they asked me if I would
Do a little number
And I sang with all my might
She said "Tell me, are you a Christian child?"
And I said "Ma'am, I am tonight."

Monday, November 13, 2017

Zack










I just got a kick out of the Zack graphic, I like most of the things he posts and agree with him most of the time but he does test some folks, just as I do.

Sunday, November 12, 2017

No better than mine


















So, it’s like, you know, another fucking Sunday. No I’m not going to church, of those dying in this country today, most of them will be christians praying to live and dying anyway. 70.6% of the adult population identify themselves as christians so there ya go, their percentages of help from above are no better than mine.

Saturday, November 11, 2017

Veterans Day












I salute the Veterans..

There used to be a Sadie Hawkins Day in November, guess it isn’t very popular anymore.

Mother Nature is weird, and somewhat autistic.

My sweetie pie brought me a container of homemade chicken noodle soup. Bless her little heart.

Thursday, November 9, 2017

Blower motor
















I like it when engineers aren’t being idiots. I may have to replace the heater/AC blower motor on my old Dodge. It won’t be too hard, just drop the glove box to get to it. At least I won’t have to take the whole assembly out.

Self-driving shuttle crashes in Las Vegas hours after launch… Well, shit happens.

Wednesday, November 8, 2017

12 years
















It’s been 12 years since I was with a woman, no wonder I get cranky and crude.

Tuesday, November 7, 2017

For Luke














This graphic is for Luke.

Victims have victim shit to do. …  LOL

They clearly don’t have a maintenance man here that knows diddly shit about these old gas furnaces. I guess I’ll just have to learn how to fix these bastards.

I got a gallon of paint, just might get off my ass and paint the truck.

Monday, November 6, 2017

Fucking leaves








My parking spot is under two big trees.
I removed the cowling at the bottom of my windshield to remove the leaves, the idiots didn't put a good screen over the heater/A/C air intakes.

As the leaves dry and break up they fall down into the heater/AC housing and it is a bitch to remove it to clean it out, these days you often have to remove the whole dash. I'm looking for some screen.

I miss the good old days when you could go into a hardware store and get just a foot of ¼ inch screen without having to buy a whole fucking roll. I only need two 4 X 18 inch pieces. I’ll find some somewhere.

I’m thinking I should paint the cowling while it is off, if I can find some paint for it that I can afford.

Sunday, November 5, 2017

Two thoughts















#1…. Single female catholics need not go to confession for having sex with some men. Priests are there to listen to their sins, not their community service work.

But I guess it is okay if they wanna go brag some about their community service.

#2…. Walmart has better paving done than the city and state, maybe we should put Walmart in charge of our fucking roads.

Saturday, November 4, 2017

Time
















The few that don’t want to do some chores in the dark can adjust their own fucking clocks without expecting the rest of us too. Arizona and a few other states get by just fine without fucking with everyone’s clocks.

During forced time changes you are more likely to have a heart attack, get in wrecks, make mistakes, be depressed, etc.

Goddamn pilot light on the goddamn heater went out again.

Hum, my truck has turned 21 years old, maybe I should put a bottle of everclear in the tank?

Here is one I’ve never seen before… “Can I drop my rocks off at your house?” Hahahaha

Friday, November 3, 2017

Disappointed











Was looking forward too an Arby’s french dip sammich in Fort Worthless yesterday but was disappointed in it. The meat was fine but the bun was yuck and tough. Didn’t think much of their curly fries either.

Anyway, an old picture taken during a camping trip up north. 

Thursday, November 2, 2017

Info










Four places I've lived
1. Kingman, Az
2. Duchesne, Ut.
3. Colville, Wa.
4. Hamilton, Mt.
Four places I've worked
1. Ford dealerships.
2. My own parts house.
3. J B Hunt (J B Cunt) trucking.
4. A fucking smelter in Smelterville, Id. (for less than two weeks)
Four favorite things I love to watch on TV:
1. Movies
2. Deadwood
3. Old sitcoms
4.
Four places I'd like to visit:
1. Australia
2. New Zealand
3. Polly’s Honky Tonk saloon and whore house
4. Your mind
Four things I love to eat:
1. Chocolate
2. Misc.
3. More misc.
4. Peanut butter cookies
Four favorite drinks:
1. Coffee
2. Beer
3. Milkshakes
4. Water

Met Nicole Welch yesterday, little chatter box. LOL

Gong to Fort Worth today, the rest of you monkeys are in charge while I’m gone.

Wednesday, November 1, 2017

A glass???












I discovered that if I have female company once in a while that she may want a fucking glass for her beer so I went and bought two fucking glasses. Hey, I’ve lived alone for 20 years, I didn’t need no fucking glass. :-)

Tim and I had lunch at the chink buffet yesterday, I’m still stuffed.