ROLLS EYES

This is the kind of stupid shit you see at a fancy Paris fashion show. Rolls eyes.

TUFF STUFF

After trying everything I could think of to remove the adhesive under the reflectors I ended up power sanding it off. Didn’t want to remove any of the original paint but so it goes.

I’ve been on a strange journey for twenty years since a powerful dream and I often see things from other levels than many do so of course I tend at times to piss off some of the monkeys. I mean well but I do seem to test others and people seem to just prefer getting pissed off at me instead of calmly sitting down and trying to understand me from my point of view.

I’ve never been big on war movies, especially since the start of my strange journey but I watched an old movie, PEARL HARBOR, it is as much of a romance as a war movie, a real tear jerker at times, I loved it but I’m a sucker for romantic hero shit.

So, the rest of you monkeys are doing okay?

This is a local issue

But I will post it here anyway.

I’m kinda new too these parts but based on what I have seen and learned I don’t trust the folks running Ranger College. If they really are needed and worth a shit they should be able to make it on their own merits. Or on what the state already gives them, just my two bits worth

Visit from an owl

Edna borrowed my game cam for a while, not much of interest on it, mostly just her cats fucking around, but near the end of the pictures was two of an owl that visited her place, how cool is that? Don’t pay any attention to the date on the picture, after recharging the batteries she didn’t reset the date.

I like my new ceramic grill but it isn’t perfect, it crowns (gets convex) when heated and it doesn’t have a lip around it but a trough and runny things like eggs like to run into the trough. So Edna brought me two screw rings off of half gallon canning bottles and I use them for egg rings, works real good, the eggs are just the right size for egg/biscuit sammiches.

ADVANTAGES

I must admit that there are a few advantages to living alone. My other bedroom is a shop area and I work on a lot of projects and repairs in the front room and no one gives me any crap for it.

The charger is working properly now, next to paint the plastic body. The glue under the reflectors is damn tuff stuff, none of my solvents or cleaners will remove it.

It is Sunday so I suppose I should say something nice about god, he has a nice cock, yes?

Walmart is already putting out xmas shit, fuk me runnin.

Yup....

THIS RAPTURE THING IS PRETTY FUCKING BORING…

Display

When I saw that on display it reminded me of Mel Harmon so I took a picture of it.

I’m not paying over five bucks for a simple fuse holder, they can kiss my stinky ass, I’ll just solder a fuse inline.

It seems warmer now than the rest of the summer.

Donna

I’m reading a book by Donna Grant, she likes to say cock, bless her little heart.

New wheels

All right, now there is a PISSANT EXPRESS JR. After installing new battery’s I left the ‘body’ off for testing, it needs cleaning anyway, and I'm thinking of painting it a different color.

For no more than what is there the little bastard is heavy, must be well built. Top speed is only 3.5 MPH but maybe I can find some bigger wheels to make it a little faster.

False fall

The false fall was nice while it lasted but it’s warmed up again.

Already horny and I whacked off just yesterday. Stupid little cock. I kinda miss Marie at times, her only hobby was fucking me.

The lady I bought an electric chair from was wearing a cool tee shirt. SARCASTIC COMMENT IN 3 - 2 – 1

They are doing some improvements at Fabis, should be nice when they are done, maybe safer for those fishing.

It is my humble fucking opinion that an egg salad sammich is better with ranch dressing than mayo.

Watching the first season of Home Improvement, it’s a fucking riot.

Wheels

I am seldom in a hurry anymore, just like to ease along and enjoy the day the best I can. So of course I piss off a lot of fucking monkeys driving around at twenty miles an hour on my little excursions away from the cave.

So today I’m going to go pick up a mobility chair, don’t need one yet but I will use it for many of my little trips around Monkeyville. As long as I’m fucking around on the sidewalks I won’t be pissing off the monkeys in the Monkeymobiles. You cocksuckers can thank me later.

Oh-Oh

Your future sex robot could be hacked and programmed to murder you…… Hahahaha

Life goes on...

Irma did not kill anyone wise enough to get out of harms way, meanwhile others were being born to replace the dead, life goes on.

Just observing….

You know, watching the monkeys fuck around….

So, how are you monkeys doing?

Everyone knows that I’m a cheap sum bitch but I must admit that it was worth the extra money I spent on ceramic cookware. Being as I put a bigger battery in the rider it needed a hold down, I did that yesterday before it got hot.

Martha’s husband was cremated when he passed. Picking up the urn, she poured him out on the patio table. Then, while tracing her fingers in the ashes, she started talking to him. "You know that dishwasher you never got me? I bought it with the insurance money!" "That car you never got me? Well, I bought it with the insurance money!" "That diamond ring you never got me? Bought it too, insurance money!" Finally, she said, "Remember that blow job you wanted?" "Here it comes!!

Cool

Seems pretty cool here for this time of year. 55 degrees this morning...

From a table to a chair

Can you convert a 220 volt dryer into a 110 volt dryer? No, unless you put a 110 volt motor in it.

She calls me honey but so what, she calls everyone honey.

If you want to try to save a drowned vehicle you should get it to a good bodyshop with a heated paint booth. ASAP….

At the fishing hole yesterday I wuz talking to an old guy when his wife called, after he hung up he said, "I don’t know why she wants me to go home, we don’t fuck anymore.” HAHAHAHA !!!! Cracked me up.

Someone left a small glass top table by a dumpster, but no top, so I decided to turn it into a cool yard chair. Have cut out a section and will find or make some cushions for it.

Here is an old picture of me

Fucking weird

That big parking lot in front of Big Lots and TSC looks flat but driving across it is like being on a storm tossed sea or driving during an earthquake. It is fucking weird.

A couple came into the watering hole and was standing next to me at the bar and wondered where the bartender was, I said, “I got her excited and she went to masturbate.” They laughed, I amuse myself.

Was your vehicle in a flood on the coast? Put it in a big bowl of rice. LOL.

Ruff times???