Harvey

When we heard Harvey was coming a lady I know said that she didn’t give a crap if Houston was hit hard cuz it is an asshole town but she hoped Corpus Christi would be spared cuz it is a nice town.

I have no idea what either town is like but a 500 year flood is nothing anyone wants to see. But I guess it could be worse. South Asia monsoon flooding kills 1,200, displaces millions.

I don’t know what part of Houston Scotty Killmer lives in but he appears to be doing just fine. I’m a firm believer that humans shouldn’t populate coastal areas but they are going to do it anyway, and get their butts kicked at times.

$75.50 for new tabs for a 21 year old truck, that is bullshit.

So What?

If you get a Nielsen TV research pack in the mail open it, it has two dollars in it.

I hope they are careful about driving on dirt after that storm and floods, Texas mud swallows cars.

A joke

Fished for two hours yesterday, okay, I fed the fucking fish for two hours, seems like months since I’ve caught a fish.

Boy, the economy here must be pretty good. Going to Walmart yesterday was like going to the stockyards on a big sale day and the fences break down. There was big heifers and their calves everywhere, and some random bulls wandering around looking confused,  the place was packed.

Got some buttermilk biscuits, how do they get 380 calories in one damn biscuit?

Healed?

Having hurricane parties is an odd concept too me but I guess a lot of people do it. Of course Texans are crazy.

I have to admire Texans, generally speaking they are hard headed but also tough and resilient. Except for a few crybabies that are whining all the time.

Have only seen three reported deaths cuz of Harvey so Katrina is still the queen of recent storms. I wonder what drama the news monkeys will bring us next.

I guess that all of the things I’ve been through and seen in this life that it has made me cynical.

Nice to have the doors open for fresh air in August, the storm cooled it down some here.

Ed McMillan brought me an other dozen farm eggs, cool, will steam some to take fishing. The news media can come up with dramas faster than we can deal with them.

Another storm

Everyone choosing to live on coastal areas must realize that nature is going to kick their asses at times, in very expensive ways. Nature can kick ass anywhere but the odds increase a lot on the coasts. I like to visit them but would never live on one. At my age I’ve seen it all a number of times so too me it is just shit that happens that we have no control over. I suppose lots of folks stayed put to ride it out but I’m not sure that is wise.

Those that are always online complaining about their pain and discomfort are a pain in the butt.

On a walk yesterday I spotted a shopping cart some moron abandoned, being the fine bastard I am I returned it to the store.

A single rotation of a wind turbine can produce enough energy to power one home for 40 hours…. If that is true I’m impressed.

Some day a stump

Worked at the lot for a bit yesterday but soon got too warm so didn’t get a lot done, came home and it was only 75 degrees so guess it was just me. 85 percent humidity doesn’t help.

Just one big branch left on that old tree, when it breaks off it won’t be much of a hazard anymore.

Going to hell in every religion is a Facefuck group, I like it.

At the bayou yesterday I sat and talked to Gary for a while, he hasn’t been catching anything but those damn turtles.

I’ve been in a lot of acts of nature but never a tropical storm, it won’t get this far anyway but we may get some rain from it.

Culture

I swiped the following from a blog, food for thought I guess.

While I was visiting some blogs this morning and came upon a picture of a contortionist sucking his cock. Just try to get that picture out of your mind.

Posting

When posting pictures of their cute young daughters I wonder if women are thinking, “I want to show off my cute future cocksucker.” No, I don’t suppose they think like that.

I find it odd that Walmart considers kayaks and inflatables and things like that to be seasonal, out of stock already and there is plenty of summer and fall left here. This town needs a good sporting goods store.

Outlet ?

That sign never makes any fuking sense to me, what the hell do they mean by NO OUTLET? People just go down it and stay there forever? Pretty damn sure you can just turn around and drive back out.

So I took the new boat to the bayou yesterday to test it, didn’t need a speed boat but most of them are, boys like fast toys. Can get it to run sort of slower but within minutes I misjudged a turn and grounded it on the other side of the bayou. Wasn’t anyone there with a boat so I went to the caretakers house and he sent his daughter out in a kayak to retrieve it for me. Bless her little heart, wouldn’t even take any money for it.

The motors are big and powerful, maybe I’ll trim the propellers some to slow it down.

I guess I should at least get a float tube to go after my fuckup’s.

A bridge

Went to see the Regency Bridge yesterday, cuz of bad directions I wandered around on the wrong country roads for a while before I found it. My GPS didn’t find it either. Didn’t take a picture of it, you can fucking Google the cocksucker. You can toss a rock across that mighty fucking river.

Someone put a fold up step by the dumpster, one end of it was missing for some reason. Never seen one like it before but things to sit or step on are always handy and I didn’t see any point in it going to the landfill so I made a new end for it. It doesn’t fold up anymore but that is okay.

I didn’t know that some folks call rattlesnakes buzz worms.

A drone?

Was thinking of buying a drone, they seem cool, then logic returned, I’d likely just jerk or dunk it into the water so I got a radio controlled boat to get my bait where I want it. Only place in town that had one is Harbor Freight, this town needs a hobby shop.

Seeing a lot of racist posts lately, frankly, I think I’m too fucking white and would like some darker pigment in my skin. Other than that I think we all look alike inside.

Took another forty bucks out of my game account so that is cool.

Peace

The only protests I’ve ever attended. Yes, that is me.

Do you feel a disturbance in the farce? Hum, interesting.

An Irishman who had a little to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over.

"So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
"Why, I've been to the pub of course" slurs the drunk.
"Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this evening".

"I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
"Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
"Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

Slingshot

Kedrin Deetz came by to take me for a ride in his Slingshot, and I’m telling you that is one wicked sumbitch. I haven’t been in anything like that since my thirties. That monster peels rubber and slips sideways in forth gear and fifth is no slouch either.

It is pretty damn cool but I’m not in the market for one at my age, I just like to fart along slow on back country roads these days. An ATV would be more suited for me now. But I like the side by side seats in it, ya can still get to your gals tits.

SON-IN-LAW

Bamboo

Went to the end of Austin Ave, it turned into a county road. A few miles down it is a stand of bamboo, I shit you not. Don’t think it is high quality stuff good enough for fishing poles though. I like to wander around on the county roads.

If you are visiting TexAss, or too poor for a fishing license and want to do a little fishing you don’t need a license if you use a cane pole, I shit you not. You can buy one at Walmart for four bucks but they are only ten feet long.

What year is it?

Why is this white supremacists shit still around? My calendar says it is 2017, who is teaching this shit? No one has superior genes, no such thing as a superior race, we are all flawed, most of us don’t even make it a hundred years.

My first born is one quarter Indian and one hell of a fine woman so fuck ya.

I guess they make better benders but my old Osterizer won’t die.

Yup....

GOOD NEWS !!! Nothing stupid going on here, that I know of. Yup, seems pretty peaceful here.

Haven’t seen anything about Bigfoot for a while, I hope he is okay.

I’m thinking that as old cars become hard to get that demolition derby’s will become a thing of the past. But I could be full of shit.

Popcorn

I got a bag of country style peppered gravy mix, decent stuff and made right here in Texas. I mix in a little A1 sauce to pep it up some.

Popcorn pops, blows up, when the internal pressure reaches about 135 PSI.

Always park your rig/camper in your escape direction.

Better wander about a bit today and check on the christian cocksuckers, see if they are going to church and loving jesus. The blow jobs for jesus drive hasn’t gotten much support, I guess they don’t want to suck his cock, just ask for his help when they are in trouble.

John wasn't an outlaw

Boy, scrap metal is worth a lot more here than where I’m from. No wonder the thieves here take everything they can get their hands on.

Some little kids are real cute, others as irritating as fuck.

Tuff

Tuff was a different little dog for sure but was cool in his own way. I met him two years ago and for some reason he seemed to like me.

RIP....

https://youtu.be/RV5c4iMUuDA

Kit

No experience with them but jet ski’s must not hold up well, see dead ones everywhere.

Christians seem to assume that if you don’t believe in their god that you are an atheist.

Fish for dinner, like any good fisherman I went to the store and got some discounted salmon. LOL

Spotted this BBQ in the deli department so decided to try it as the price is right. Not terrific but not bad if ya wanna quick sammich.

Got a free dryer yesterday, one of her neighbors has an old Pinto station wagon, wud love to have it.

Spot

Jesusfuckingchrist, another fucking Sunday? Warm this morning but was nice at the bayou for a while. Switched to fishing with corn today and got a lot more bites, carp I’m guessing. Did get a small one to the surface then it got away, fine, don’t want a carp anyway but they do put up a good fight.

Lost two more hooks, lots of downed trees and limbs in the water but the fish like the cover so you just gotta deal with that.

Time to go check out Post Secret…..

It broke

Me? I’m mostly just watching you other monkeys fuck around.

Piddly poop shit, a fishing pole broke.

It is possible that what you don’t understand you don’t have to understand.

Today’s women are like today’s cars, confusing as fuck.

Discovered what will lift old wine stains off of a hardwood floor, ammonia.

If you could live life again what would you like to be? I’d like to be an engineer.

Now for a fucking public service announcement, if you live in Texas you need to renew your fishing license at the end of the month.